Well…fuck.
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Tracks
oh hi peter
awww you are a cutie
… peter?
PETER STAHP
PETER WHAT ARE U DOING
BUT PETER YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO GROW UP
BUT PETER
no fuck it i’m done
-Passes out and dies
he can shoot his fairy dust on me whenever he wants
^^ so done
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yeah beyonce you usually just call what’s up??
Single Woman’s Title = Miss
Married Woman’s Title = Mrs.
Unknown Woman’s Title = Ms.Married Man’s Title = Mr.
Single Man’s Title = Mr.
Unknown Man’s Title = Mr.Because a woman only has status if she is married
think about it.
add an apostrophe to Mrs = Mr’s.
think about it.and then go throw up.
Apu’s here to clean up your nasty blog
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Tupac and Jada in highschool <3DOPE
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How not to lock up your bike
i gotta save up for this shit
I don’t need my kidneys anymore right?
ehh you only need one
Too much greatness
OMG WHY DO I FUCKING LIVE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD? WHY CAN’T A PLANE TICKET COST LIKE 5 $
Its Coming To DC 🙏🙌
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i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
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